{"id":770,"date":"2010-01-12T02:36:53","date_gmt":"2010-01-11T18:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tzlee.com\/blog\/?p=770"},"modified":"2010-01-12T11:45:35","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T03:45:35","slug":"i-lost-my-nipples-thanks-to-cs3216-how-to-be-leechers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tzlee.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/i-lost-my-nipples-thanks-to-cs3216-how-to-be-leechers\/","title":{"rendered":"I Lost My Nipples Thanks to CS3216"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my last introductory post on CS3216, I mentioned that I might get my nipples twisted off. Unfortunately, my wife read the blog entry and dutifully twisted them off with a full 360 degrees turn when I arrived home.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ouch.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Hokay<\/em>, just kidding.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it was a great evening at NUS. I haven&#8217;t felt so much energy in people around me for a long time. When I spoke about the energy I felt from the people around me, Prof. Ben assured me this wasn&#8217;t the regular NUS. I was with <em>the best of the best<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Since I only had a short 2 minute time slot and my nipples were at stake, I couldn&#8217;t talk too much. I hope some of you are reading this blog because I&#8217;m going to write a little bit more.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always loved to share and (hopefully) teach, just that I never had the real opportunity to. My dislike for the way local education works meant I don&#8217;t have a qualification and thus nobody would hire me to teach. I&#8217;ve had some short teaching stints while in Polytechnic, but that wasn&#8217;t real teaching &#8211; I was actually getting leeched off most of the time by the desperate people who just wanted me to debug their code and pass their assignments.<\/p>\n<p>So I was silly to get leeched off, but such is the fact of life &#8211; there&#8217;s going to be people leeching people everywhere. You can choose to either be the one leeching others, or letting others leech on you.<\/p>\n<p>Making this decision is important, especially if you aren&#8217;t out working yet because once you get leeched off, you&#8217;ll get sucked into this deep, dark black hole that continues to leech you till the day you die. No, I&#8217;m serious! Look around you how many people are working into their 60s. This <em>is<\/em> the effect of globalization and inflation.<\/p>\n<p>Not many people get away from this black hole, I assure you, because I&#8217;m probably one of them. For those who do escape, I congratulate them. Because once you start working, you start having commitments, your expenses will balloon &#8211; peer pressure will make you buy that latest Gucci\/LV bag. You&#8217;ll start having fears that you&#8217;ve got something to lose (your job\/family\/girlfriend\/mistress\/whatever).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/p>\n<p>I was chatting with a friend and I came up with a theory &#8211; there&#8217;s 4 phases we go through being screwed. Each weighs 25%.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You&#8217;re 25% screwed if you gone out to work for a crappy company.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re 25% screwed once you get married.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re 25% screwed once you have kids.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re 25% screwed once you&#8217;re dead.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re dead and not worked, not married, and have no kids, you died 25% screwed.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re working, married and with kids, but not dead, you&#8217;re 75% screwed. Technically, you&#8217;re worse than the dead man.<\/p>\n<p>Most people in this world die being 100% screwed.<\/p>\n<p>OK, I&#8217;m just kidding. Getting married is a good thing, and please try to get married early. You don&#8217;t want to be a father of a 2-year old at the age of 55. Very tiring.<\/p>\n<p>End of commercial break. Moving on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ll reiterate my point that the best time to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ted.com\/talks\/steve_jobs_how_to_live_before_you_die.html\">foolish and hungry<\/a> is really in school when you have nothing to lose but time and some grades. Hey, you don&#8217;t need to get an &#8216;A&#8217; in everything really, &#8216;cos nobody really bothers unless you&#8217;re planning to be a civil servant.<\/p>\n<p>CS3216 is a really a great opportunity to share some of my experiences with so many talented people and I hope to learn something new from everyone as well.<\/p>\n<p>See you next Monday! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=kthxbye\">KTHXBYE<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my last introductory post on CS3216, I mentioned that I might get my nipples twisted off. Unfortunately, my wife read the blog entry and dutifully twisted them off with a full 360 degrees turn when I arrived home. 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